i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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