Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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