Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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