I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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