Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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