After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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