What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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