I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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