I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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