It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
