whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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