I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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