i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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