do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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