We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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