It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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