Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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