Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You made out with two different species that night
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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