it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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