doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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