It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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