And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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