Don't you send me to vm
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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