You can't motorboat a personality
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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