You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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