I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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