i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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