did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
