We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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