I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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