i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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