i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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