yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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