yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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