Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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