Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Randomize
