ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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