you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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