Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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