So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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