Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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