I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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