Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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