My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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