the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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