You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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