I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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