someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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