you would pick up someone in the library
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
