You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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