Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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