yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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