Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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