How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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